Friday, April 30, 2010

~ Match.Com..?~

" Meet Sushi-adorable and moody biotch, but oh sooo loveable. Nearing 21 (human) years of age, this single lady loves to bark and snort when she gets excited. Her hobbies include sleeping, barking,sleeping,eating,sleeping,shredding up leftover papers,sleeping again, and turning her back on the male species. She is particularly fond and proud of her bowed legs, one of which heads south when she runs. She enjoys counting her spots and rarely brushes her teeth. She has lately considered herself a full-size gal having gained a pound over the last year. She does not want to have any puppies because she claims it will stretch her beauty marks. This gal is up for a good time as long as it does not interfere with her daily naps. Willing participants should e-mail her at onehotchichi.com....."
" Meet Buger (Lynn's youngest). He is unable to disclose his age as he was abandoned as a young pup during a fleamarket fiasco. Mistaken for an old hand me down sweater, this little guy snuck into a nearby rusty watering can only to be rapidly snatched up by Lynn. Being dragged several miles through Canton with SR pulling the cart, poor Buger became so motion sick that he passed out for several hours and woke the next morning in Lynns yard. What's a dog to do? Well, for starters, scratch at the front door and act injured when the owner opens the door. Which is exactly what Buger did and the rest is history. This little guy enjoys barking non stop. He has the uncanny ability to lift his ears up and back which I hear the ladies love. Although small in stature, this little guy packs a big punch if you know what I mean. He loves spotted females, lanky legs and slim hind quarters. Hmmmm....sounds like another dog I know. He has a bad habit of chewing his right paw and can sometimes be heard knawing all night. This developed as an aftershock of his abandonment, but Lynn and SR do not want to remind him of that. He enjoys playing and barking with his 2 brothers, and yes, follows them with an occasional marking on the furniture. One cannot expect perfection, but he comes close. Sounds like this guy needs a hook-up. Fabulous females can e-mail this guy at soggypaw.com


Here it is, another Friday night. And since I have zero social life, I thought it might be cute to pair up a cute couple. Although I am unlucky in love, that doesn't mean that I am not lucky at matching up compatible couples. Tell me what you think.....

18 comments:

  1. Sounds like I have the same problem!! LOL Fun Post! Cute PUPS!

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  2. Oh what a post.. had me cracking up..LOL
    Your new white baby is soo cute!! I have one that marks too...endless cleaning.. but they are worth it!

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  3. That is the cutest post:) And they are adorable!
    Have a great weekend.
    ~Debra
    Blog; Capers of the vintage vixens

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  4. OMG! I about peed myself! Thanks for the laugh!
    marcia

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  5. Very clever! You are very witty and remember, things happen when you least expect them to!

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  6. oh, what a fun read that was!

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  7. That was the cutest post ever! and the photos of them are so adorable.... I had a fun time reading this...... thanks... have a great weekend....

    Hugs;
    Alaura

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  8. Love it! And these dogs are too cute!

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  9. bark***barkbarkbark*bark*.BARK!-barkbarkbarkbarkbark
    whinebark
    ruffbark,
    Zoey
    (Tina, Zoey wants a playdate!)She's a little camera shy!(like mother like daughter)

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  10. LOVED the post! (Hey, have you heard Nora Jones' new song, "Man of the Hour"? If not, you should google it and listen....I think you'll like it. I did!)
    Tracey
    www.acottageindustry.typepad.com

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  11. What a darling post. How can you not fall in love with these two sweeties. Sea Witch

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  12. Your post made me happy and sad.. the part about being "unlucky in love" was the sad... the pups are so cute and are lucky to have you.. that is Love!
    Enjoy, because it's unconditional.. Can't get that from a human!
    Sandy

    http://thewondersofdoing.blogspot.com/

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  13. That is the cutest post, Tiina. Your doggies are jsut too sweet (of course, even though we just got a goldendoodle puppy, I have a sweet spot for chihuahua's as that's the dog I had when I was young).

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  14. Oh, we have a little girl Chihuahua too. She does her share of snorting, shaking, napping, and cuddling! If I carried her around in a baby carrier, her life would be complete!

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  15. Oh how I love the little doggies. I have two chihuahuas, both I took in as "fosters" with full intention of finding them a loving home....ya'll know how that can go. Anyway, they are my babies but boy is that "marking" thing the bane of my existance. What bugs me the most is that they NEVER do it when I am watching, which leads me to believe that in their itty bitty little brains, they KNOW DAMN WELL that it is a big NO-NO, but they do it anyway. Grrr... Still, you gotta love them.

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  16. I'm totally in love with both of them! But Sushi, OMG...I have a boy chihuahua would would just love her! (He'd also want to make ninos, so Sushi's better off with Buger.)
    Buger looks like a Maltese? Am I right?

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