" I can't believe that Candy thinks that people believe her breasts are real! " Everyone knows she took a little "vacation" last month. Did you know that last week she held open the elevator doors with her breasts-claimed that the reason she could do that was because of all her push-ups."
" My doctor told me that I would itch and burn for several days. I should be at home because I am very contagious, but I just couldn't pass up a day of shopping. I will try not to try on too many undergarments. Oh Well, they should clean all the clothes that have been tried on before because that is how I got sick."
" I struggle with depression and suicidal thoughts. My psychiatrist says that I have an Oedipus Complex. I am not quite sure what that means, but I bet it has something to do with eating too much sugar. I think it also has something to do with the rash I am developing around my chin. "
" My new boyfriend likes me to dress up like a child, says it makes him feel young again. Claims he will buy me whatever I want as long as I behave and do what he tells me to do. You never know what you can find on Craig's List."
" OMG! Did you hear about the size of Bob's......." TMI or too much information for those of you who have yet to hear that term used, is what my gal pal Barb always says when we hear something that we would have preferred not to hear. Case in point-have you ever worked a day or just simply went shopping to relax and had to be a part of someone's cell phone conversation? I say had to be, because we don't seem to have a choice but to listen to every gory detail of someone elses life. I recently had to ENDURE nearly an hour of a shopper's cell phone conversation while working. Let me tell you that people have no idea what other people think when they hear their conversation, or do they? Loud and obnoxious, rude and nasty, you name it and people talk about it. This blog is dedicated to everyone out there who has to endure, but does not want to. Judy, of Tapestries of Nature.blogspot hit the nail on the head with her recent comment to me. It is a wonder why I haven't touched on this subject sooner. I don't know about the rest of you, but I have had enough!!!!