~ When the Cat's Away.....~

"Heaven's" and this is SR's idea of decorating the bedroom. Must have taken him all day!

Most of you know that Lynn and I took a little junking trip yesterday to find more goodies. Lynn explained to me that this was the first time that she had gone without SR. Oh well, I know she had much more fun with me than SR anyway. I'm thinking Lynn is growing tired of watching SR scout the barns wearing his Grandmother's old dress, stacked high heels, and a spring bonnet full of millinery flowers that have been damaged by moths. Remember this is SR's way of tricking the vendors into better deals. He bats his false eyelashes at the old guys out there and wears Ecstasy Red lipstick. Don't they notice the full beard? I think the day he went with his shirt unbuttoned was the day Lynn stayed in the car till SR was finished. Wow! Couldn't those old guys see the chest hair bursting from his Victoria Secret Wonder bra? I believe Lynn felt quite a bit of relief after that day even though several men asked where SR was and to say Hi to him. Maybe I ought to rethink the way I shop and bargain. Arriving back at her house, SR immediately greeted us and started unloading the truck. It was not till later, that she and I had discovered that he did a little decorating of his own when we were gone........